URANIUM INU
[WARNING: HIGH VOLATILITY SPECIMEN DETECTED]
// LAB REPORT: SUBJECT #U-INU
Status: UNSTABLE.
Origin: Deep blockchain radioactive layer.
Composition: 100% enriched meme concentrate.
Half-life: ETERNAL.
Handle with extreme caution. Not financial advice, it's financial warfare.
// SYSTEM READINGS
TOTAL SUPPLY: [ 1,000,000,000 ]
RADIATION LEVEL: [ CRITICAL / MAX ]
LIQUIDITY: [ LOCKED W/ LEAD CASING ]